Friday, October 09, 2009

Never Leave Home Without Them

Two things I never go to the track without.

A successful mechanic parked his Shelby in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the mechanic's side of the Shelby. He immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the mechanic started screaming hysterically. His Shelby, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the mechanic finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you guys are." he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Oh Crap! screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

1 comment:

Francisco Ortiz said...

Hello Gary, any news from the US carreristas ? salu2