Having just finished racing in La Carerra Panamericana a piloto in Mexico realized lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. While he attempting to make his way home he was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Nuevo Laredo border.
"May I see your identification, por favor, senor?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the piloto.
"Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," said the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other."
"This I must see," replied the agent. With that, the piloto dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks!" he said. "But why do you think I'm from Chicago?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!"
2 comments:
good one, hahaha
What happened to the post with the list?, you run the LCP if...
I removed it only because it was so long. If you would like I can email it to you. Just write me at gfaules44@aol.com
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